you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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