i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
you traded sex for a burrito?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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