Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
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