he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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