walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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