I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Randomize
