I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
