I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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