Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
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