He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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