New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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