I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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