I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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