you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
You're like the curious george of whores
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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