I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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