Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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