I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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