we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Randomize
