I am midnight drunk by noon
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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