Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
that is very illegal...i love you.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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