Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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