drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Randomize
