SEEEEXXX PLEASE
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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