Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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