You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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