I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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