My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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