dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i think my tv is drunk
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
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