i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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