Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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