yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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