Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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