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I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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