Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
This is the high leading the old right now
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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