awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
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