it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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