Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
It's blow job season.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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