I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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