bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
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