I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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