He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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