I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Randomize
