Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I don't want my vagina anymore.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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