Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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