dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
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