my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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