Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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