found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
So. Much. Porn.
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