I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
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