i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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