when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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