It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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